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This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players
This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.
1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;
2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.
Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.
1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.
Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.