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mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024


trunk wrinkle

When the trunk of a tree (penis) grows a permanent fold distorting the visual appearance.

Your trunk wrinkle is growing fromundacheese.

by KY Wildtroll October 25, 2023


trunk pasta

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.

He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.

Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.

by Skgrey November 3, 2015


pump trunk

The sexual act of penetrating a prolapsed anus...

Your anus looks prolapsed! Do you mind if I pump trunk?

by Milesandlocky January 9, 2016


bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021


trunked out

When someone has had so much anal sex that their anus resembles an elephant's trunk.

She is so trunked out you could jump rope with it!

by hobobeardbob April 21, 2010


Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 14, 2022