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You can bully any girl named tuqa on Tuesday until she cries and won’t get in trouble for doing so
In Bully tuqa Tuesday
You can use phrases like tuqa isn’t funny
Tuqa is a big clown
Tuqa is mean and deserves this
Tuqa always hurts my emotions
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A term used to state that you did not hear someone and wish that they repeat it. Originally coined from a misunderstanding of the phrase: "Who's gay?". "Who's gay?" was mistaken for Tuesday and the phrase "Tuesday what?" was born.
PERSON1: Did you tell him to abadhsd, *murmur*?
PERSON2: Tuesday What?
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T pose tuesday is a day that we get to celebrate the death of Jesus by t posing like he did on the cross.
Person 1: Today is T pose tuesday, you must t pose to respect Jesus.
Person 2: Oh thank you, I almost forgot to do that today!
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Touch Tittie tuesday Is A bad day for females at school. But great for the Perverted Guys! It's a self-explanatory thing. Females mostly do it to other Females But that doesn't Mean Guys won't do It do!
Andre-" Man today's the day. When I can use my perverted ways!! Right Danté??"
Danté- "Yeah man you already know! Leggoo!!" *Touches random Females Titties*
Girl-" Yo what the fuck???!"
Andre- "Man it's Touch tittie Tuesday bitch!" *Him and Danté both Run*
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all the mothers in fucking world bitch non stop on tuesday..
they bitch about stupid ass random stuff.. drives us kids crazy!!!! some say its a case of PMS.. some say its just a qudinkidink ohh nooo its Bad Mom Tuesday..
"______(< Kids Name) you never do anything!!"-MOM YADA YADA YADA!!! Bad Mom Tuesday
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when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.
guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.
girl: oops.
guy two: oops.
kentucky tuesday cutecumber
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In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.
Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!
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