ur mom

ur mom.

ur mom is hot.

ur mom

A good comeback

What are you doing tonight?

Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!

ur mom

google it.

i had fun with UR MOM last night