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when a lava lamp just isnt enough, you just godda shove your dick into hot candle wax
dang, i think im just gonna go do some ultra sex in my room.
When you attach a wand vibrator to your penis and then fuck inserting both together as one.
I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is 1000x more intense.
The act of attaching a vibrator to your penis and fucking with it both as one.
I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is on a whole different level!
When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"
Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!
Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!
Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
A really hard —————() made by XenderGains who likes sucking on Serponge’s dick and grabs Junipers Tit
I ultra violence (gd)your mom (‘/‘)
a boss in "the binding of isaac" known for his thick and plump ass
Ultra Greed's ass is THICC AS FUCK