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when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.
"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"
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The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Definitely become friends with her because she is one that will always be there for you. (If you don't its your lost, and its a really big lost if you don't) She is an amazing, beautiful, and fun girl to talk to. She is someone who you can talk to and tell your deepest and darkest secrets. She is VERY VERY lovable. She is a girl that most guys don't like, they absolutely love her. She is a girl that most guys don't find pretty, she is gorgeous. When you talk to her, she will make your heart beat like there's no tomorrow. The only words to describe her is "simply amazing." She is a girl that drives you crazily in love, keeps you thinking about her day & night, and a gift of fate. She is a dream girl, that has become my reality. I can never be so thankful in my life.
Guy: Who is that girl?
Guy1: Well that is Victoria Marie Smith!
Guy: I forgot to ask her name, but she is so nice, oh I wish she wasn't taken.
Guy1: That sucks. Well her boyfriend is really lucky!
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Victoria
A super cringed and clingeybitch. Normally tall af and a fat ass, same physical state as big bird.Probably has had a crush on you sense 1 grade and texts like a fkn grandma. Will be sensitive and entitled as hell and will annoy the duck out of anybody.
Bob:Ay man you know Victoria likes you?
Nolan:Now I have to commit sudoku
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The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, hot, sexy, intelligent and successful person that you can't help but, want to be with all the time. She's clumsy, and gets nervous, and scared very easily. She loves surprises, hugs, and loves to be around with a lot of people. She's also very mature, and loves to play around. She makes tons of friends, quite easily. She's very talkative (in a good way) and loves to start conversations. One who thinks she’s not pretty, but is the most gorgeous person you've ever seen. She has big dreams, and will end up with all she has ever dreamed of, because she didn't take advantage of what she had, when she was younger. She's caring and thoughtful. Better not let this one, get away. She loves romance, and has to go on the perfect first date. Also known as the coolest girl on the block.
Man: who that?
Friend: that's Victoria
Man: is she dating?
Friend: oh, yeah
Man: that is definitely the luckiest on planet earth..
Friend: get yourself a Victoria
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A realy good name to give a vagina, because its initials would be V.A.G
Charlotte how's the vag (Victoria arron gordon)
Would the Vicky like to come out and play
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omg look at Victoria! yea she just proved go is a woman
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