Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.
"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"
using a vibrator first thing in the morning
A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.
when you just wake up and immediately have sex.
Dawg this girl just texted me you down for some wake and shake tomorrow?
When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work
When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call someone.
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.