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Wake wazar

Formally Blake Nazar but now wake wazar

Damn would you like a wake wazar for dinner?

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! December 27, 2019


Wake and slate

When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work

Hey wanna wake and slate

by Wu.(ake) en(duh) (sul)-(ate) April 03, 2017


I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024


career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012


national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch

by bubabear101 June 18, 2021


Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around

Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more

by Kevlol June 23, 2021


joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021