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A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!
Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.
(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.
To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.
Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.
High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'
A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery
B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart
Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass
also called low-bar jesus
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.
I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.