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Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.
That's some weapons grade cheese right there.
"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."
Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
Turning something into a weapon... Or someone
Hym "Where have you been?"
Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."
Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."
Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."
Hym "What are you eating?"
Iam "Sandwich..."
Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"
Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."
Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."
Iam "Meh..."
Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
(1)
When women for weaponize your personal preference when it comes to relationships just to make a personal attack
(2)
Criticizing a man for having preferences that conform to society's Beauty standard
Me
"I only like dark skin chicks"
She
"Empowerment you're a true brother"
Me
"I only like light skin chicks"
She
"You hate yourself and your mother"
Me
STOP WEAPONIZE PREFERENCES!