An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.
Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.
When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.
Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
An offensive meme rapper who is addicted to Loli girls, pedophilia, incest, rape, giving roofies to girls, sometimes into boys, beating on women and sometimes zoophilia, he is also against Mexicans, Muslims, Islams, Blacks, Gays and Women Rights
Twitter Stan: Oh my god, Lil Weenie made a really racist song, gotta cancel him, damn
Fans of the artist: Lil Weenie is uncancellable
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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis
Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.
2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication
1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.
3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?