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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022


Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011


weenie syndrome

When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.

Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight

by Noweeniesyndromehere February 21, 2016


Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021


Lil Weenie

An offensive meme rapper who is addicted to Loli girls, pedophilia, incest, rape, giving roofies to girls, sometimes into boys, beating on women and sometimes zoophilia, he is also against Mexicans, Muslims, Islams, Blacks, Gays and Women Rights

Twitter Stan: Oh my god, Lil Weenie made a really racist song, gotta cancel him, damn
Fans of the artist: Lil Weenie is uncancellable

by Rick Calvin Abiola March 5, 2023


hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 19, 2020


Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021