When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them
Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!
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A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.
I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.
imposter??? vented??? imposter from among us??? sussy baka??? among us emergency button???
"when the sussy sus among us is sus"
You boyfriend is a cheater therefore you have to cut his penis of and feed it to his mom
Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it
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Inspired by the "Ricky when I catch you Ricky" expression, the statement is directed towards Jujutsu Kaisen author Gege Akutami after the release of chapter 236.
Gojo fans after chapter 236: Gege when I catch you Gege
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A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
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