Man where the fuck is mario Judah

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough

Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

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O Fucker, Where Art Thou?

1. When you're bored and realise you might as well get off your ass and go look for your asshole friend.

2. Something to ask your asshole friend over the cellphone when you want to meet up.

3. A great movie about by St. John the Baptist De La Salle.

4. When you sober up and realise that your asshole friend ditched you in the middle of a boring party.

1 - Shit the TV is broken. FRAAAANK?! FRAAAANK.

2 - Hey, is Zob there? Zob, that you? O Fucker, Where Art Thou? GET YOUR ASS HERE PRONTO.

3 - The joke is on you guys, the joke is on you! The uppers are leaving and so are you!

4 - Meglhlghlg. Ugh. My head. Where are my pants? FRAAAAAANK.

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Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

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Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.

1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"

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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

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I know where you live

Something everybody on the Internets wants to find out.

I know where you live motherfucker. You're gonna pay for every single negative comment you've left on my blog!

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Where we dropping boys

This phrase is commonly used by pussy 13 year olds who drop tilted every fucking game and somehow magically get a fucking gold fucking MK-7 n kill me off rip. However when a mature male says where we dropping boys it certainly does not me yeh nah let’s goto tilted and he y killed by pussy 13 year olds called Callum.

Me: where we dropping boys

Callum: tilted

Me: Callum how’s ur sister

Callum: I don’t have one

Me: you will in 9 months you fucking pussy fart

Callum: that’s disgusting

Me: I’ll tell you what wasn’t disgusting, your mums pussy

Callum: why would u say that

Me: CAUSE U WANTED TO LAND FUCKING TILTED YOU HALFWIT PIGEON LOOKING MOLE RAT CUNT

Callum: *makes a sound*

Me: CALLUM IF U MAKE ANOTHER NOISE ILL FUCK YOUR DAD ASWELL

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