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Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.
Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*
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A mating call commonly used by people on twitter in order to attract mates.
Person 1: bro that girl is so hot
Person 2: ayo she can wine pon dis cocky any day of the week
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Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard
I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies
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To have your period
person a ) hey girl, are you drinking your glass of wine yet?
person b) Yea, I have a heavy flow,
Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
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WHEN YOU ARE IN PRISION AND HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK SO YOU PISS IN A CUP AND LET IT SETTLE FOR A COUPLE OF HRS AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF SOME GOOD OL "BABY DUCK WINE"
TYRON WAS TRYING TO GET HIS BUZZ ON . SO TYRON REMEMBERED HIS BOYS TALKING ABOUT BABY DUCK WINE IN JAIL. SO HE PISSED IN A CUP AND LET IT SETTLE FOR A COUPLE OF HRS AND HE HAD HIMSELF SOME BABY DUCK WINE
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