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refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.
I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!
Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!
Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.
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the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights.
while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.
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When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".
This term also includes :
Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..
Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"
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When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
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See a girl bare-foot in Wal-Mart. "That bitch is bare-foot as a yard dog"
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When someone looks pretty hot when you are far away but when you get closer to the person they don't look that good.
When someone looks pretty hot when you are far away but when you get closer to the person they don't look that good aka 40 yard fake out
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Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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