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A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.
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While having sex the female is moaning loudly and you finish the act by "shooting" her in the face.
Ben, me and my wife had some wild sex last night, it was totally Zombie Style!
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when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.
shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie
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hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.
John: Hey want to go do something tonight?
Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...
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When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people.
ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust.
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A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.
This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.
Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.
I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.
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1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.
1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."
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