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Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023


harry potter cast

hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses

person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??

person 2: no, how much?

i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies

person: fuck. get some help.

by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021


The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.

The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again

by Dizzee Pedo December 2, 2020


Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022

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Great Harry Potter Fan

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.

I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!

by Seaaver May 9, 2019


Harry Potter Generation

bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.

Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation”

Real person: “kys fatass”

by Swiftie198999 September 6, 2023

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