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If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy”
“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
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long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.
sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.
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A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.
Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)
Person 1: Hey! relax!
Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!
Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days
Person 2: SAM!!
Person 1:...... what?
Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon
As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens
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A little gay 3rd grader that has Ligma and other diseases also he wants to marry a boy.
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To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.
she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.
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