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When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"
Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone
A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone
You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson
When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.
Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."
Modern midsize SUV seating 7. Overall safety rating a 4/5 stars and will hold a small family comfortably. Truly an automotive work of art.
“Have you seen the new Jehovany Samuel Rodriguez Perez?”
“Nah i’m extremely homophobic”
Is the King rat at the rat tunnels, likes wearing adidas trackpants and his jean jacket.
You its the big rat , Samuel Donald Walker-Pagotto
verb. To smoke nearly an entire cigarette in one 9 second breath, leaving the ash fully intact.
Dude! You Samuel L. Jackson'd that cigarette! I still have 3/4 of mine left!
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That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
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