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A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.
That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!
Running in the snow with ski gear on
Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
When a women ejaculates, penetrates, and fellates, and provides hang jobs to four guys performing one of the aforementioned sexual maneuvers. Visually, there are four minarets and one palace.
"Till, 3 other guys, and one slut totally when skiing in the taj mahal last night! Is that sexy!"
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An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.
That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.
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When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.
We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.
I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.
It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.
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A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
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A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.
I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!
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