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A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.
Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.
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A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.
Eric from work is real blumpkin King.
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a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)
Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
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The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
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When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
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A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
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This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.
I love getting cherry blumpkins!!!
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