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A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
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A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
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The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
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Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.
Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!
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A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.
FM = Farm to Market
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cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.
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BTW- I did not mean to suggest that black people use drugs, that was a poorly executed statement.
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