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v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).
"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.
“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”
“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”
When a female with a unshaven vagina masturbates,
see the male equivalent "Slopping the Flop"
"What will you do when you get back?"
"I will Slop the Mop as soon as I get in"
"EW"
The action of using a mop or broom end to shove into a butthole. This is usually done to males by other males, more commonly on sport teams.
Tyler was mopped by Jared and the football team when they discovered he had been betraying them.