Bro Code

The set of rules that is determined amongst a group of friends. This code can include anything from dating rules to what type of food must be cooked at a bro night. The Bro Code can also include punishments for breaking these rules & laws, and they must be followed if you wish to stay within the circle of bros.

Guy #1: Dude, last night I got laid by Derek's ex-girlfriend.

Guy #2: You violated Bro Code! You know the punishment for sleeping with a friend's ex!

Guy #1: Aww, and I had just got rid of the bruises from last time...

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alt codes

A series of numbers on the numpad that when typed while holding the ALT-key will produce a symbol not normally found on the keyboard.

Some examples of alt codes:
Alt+0215 = ×
Alt+0153 = ™
Alt+789 = §
Alt+0134 = †

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code pink

code pink is the term at walmart paged over the PA system to alert other employees that there is a sexy girl walking past

attention walmart shoppers we have a code pink in the sporting goods department

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Fellatio Code

When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member

Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn

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WHOREis Code

a complicated system used by real men in order to rate women discretely on their physical attributes and sometimes their behavior. Is a stealthy system that must be used with care and kept secret from the opposite sex. The first letter is something that stands out about the girl and the number is their overall rating on a scale of 1-10.

A=Ass
B=Bitch
C=Cougar
D=Dike
F=Fatty
G=Grenade (messed up)
H=Horny
K=Kardashian

L=Legs
M=Menstrual Cycle
N=Nips
P=Porker
Q=Questionable sex
R=Rice (meaning Asian)
S=Stupid
T=Teacher
U=Unibrow
V=Virgin
W=Whore
X=Brown Bag Special
Y=Yoga Trainer
Z=Perfect (Doesn't need number)

Damn that chick over there is so mean!!! she is for sure a B7!!!

Oh look at her face!!! she is an X8!!!!

Hey man we are going on a double date. Use the WHOREis Code.

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Code: Lyoko

An animated series created in France. Resembles anime in many ways, except the most noticeable thing is that the characters have big heads. While the story of the show was somewhat interesting, the voice acting leaves a lot to be desired.

I can't get passed the horrible acting to see anything good about this show.

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minor coded

it’s someone who is coded to be similar to that of a minor

Person A: Hey I ship GxD
Person B: isn’t G 19 and D 29?
Person A: Yeah why ?
Person B: That’s minor coded

Person A: Are you dumb ?

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