May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!

May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch

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May 9

Straight legends and Kool kats were born on May 9th.

Carl Jim Bob junior was born on May 9th so he’s definitely a Kool Kat.

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May 3rd

May 3rd is National punch a idiot day, similar to national kick a thot day

Person 1: person 2 do you know what day it is?
Person 2: no
Person 1: it’s May 3rd, national punch a idiot day
Person 2: please no

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May 24th

They are one of the sweetest, most genuine people. They care about others and tend to think about others emotions more than theirs. They love to express themselves and once they start something they finish it. Moreover they are extremely beautiful and have an amazing personality. If you mess with someone born on this day, they will bring hell to you but once you apologise they will forgive you.

Furaha: When's your birthday?
Bidii: May 24th.
Furaha: No wonder you are so amazing.

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May 17

A person born on this day owns many L's such as Lucky, Loyal and Luxurious. Your birthdate is special, important, and celebrated by many as you are trusted and loved.

People born on May 17th are known to be extremely lucky.

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May 19

National give a girl your hoodie day.

on May 19 you have to give a girl your hoodie even if you hate her or shes already wearing one, no exscuses.

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17th may

a sexy beast was born on this day. a big chad and a big personality

john its the 17th may today!!!

paul okay so?

john a sexy beast was born today 16 years ago

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