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To take a dump.
Can be used at anytime to indicate that you need to empty your arse of feces.
One may also chose to add the name of either of the four following cities, to indicate the size of the shit (smallest to biggest)
1. Berlin (Carpet bomb)
2. Hanoi (Napalm)
3. Nagasaki/Hiroshima (Nuclear)
Bill : "Brb, I'm going for an air raid"
John : "Hanoi or Berlin?"
Bill : "Neither, I think it's gonna be a Nagasaki this time"
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When something is going to crash and burn. Could be a relationship, situation, objects....
Katie and Robbie are getting RE-Married.... To each other?!!?! Oh man, that's going to be an Air Show...
I know if we go to Belo on Friday, it's going to be an air show.
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Verb: When someone turns you into air (see; O2 or O) and ignores you for an extended period of time
Guy1: "Dude, I think I'm being air(ed)."
Guy2: "Yeah man, go say something to her."
Guy1: "Bro, I'm being aired, do you think I can talk to her?"
Guy2: "... I guess you're right."
Guy1: "Yo, can you ask her why she's airing me?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she's airing me too."
Guy1: "Actually?"
Guy2: "Yeah man."
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What a douchebag is licking when he sticks his tongue out in a picture. Often seen in Cancun in 1995.
"Dude, check out Gene Simmons lickin' that air vagina."
"Nah dude, he's not, air vagina wasn't invented yet back then!"
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An over priced pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
Brian: Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.
Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
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When two people fart at the same time
"Mark and Jack just made an air loaf and it smells like shit"
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You know how some air-heads are pretty nice to talk to, and seem to have somewhat of a brain?
Well these type are not the case, they are hardcorly idiotic, ignorant, and superficial. They expel more stupid-ness in a second than our whole galaxy does in a year.
You: Oh hey, you are my team-mates right?
air-headbangers: PPFF, yeah...I mean... if you like guys who are into Jonas brothers and like, long-dongs
You: Go mosh to your face, you idiotic air-headbanger.
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