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Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.
Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"
A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.
Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him
To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "
"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "
"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
To pleasure oneself
Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.
While it was originally used as a name for a character in the movie "American Psycho", the word also got a different interpretation; A person that is better than someone in every way possible. It doesn't matter what it is that is being ranked a 'Paul Allen' will always be better no matter what the circumstance is.
Paul Allen beat me at basketball
He is my Paul Allen (He is better than me in every possible way)