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When you leave the room to fart in another room
I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.
a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
Allen is a guy who likes the same gender. He is the type of guy who will sacrifice a friendship for a one-night stand with another GUY.
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
ALLEN will suck you out like a lollipop !!!
So saucy. They will make you fall then splash a shot in your face. But if that isn’t nasty enough they will step over you too. They are absolute savages who were cornrows and shooting sleeves. They are the answer. So beware because they are around 6 feet tall
Bro that Mike kid is such an Allen
Allen is an intelligent young boy,smarter than anyone could imagine.a loving,caring,sweet and amazing boy his kind hearted but you wouldn’t want to mess with him because he has a little bad side he doesn’t like people to know. He loves making people laugh it’s rare finding Allen angry.
Allen is handsome
Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.
Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
-Where'd Allen go?
Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*
Allen is someone who is caring. They overthink a lot in their mind and sometimes their mind can blur their thoughts. They think little of themselves even though so may people love them!! They can be a dick sometimes but they never mean to. They are a transgender gay nerd who flirts with people they like. They are a amazing friend and they have gone through a lot in their past but they tend to take all of the things their going through as lessons. They have buckteeth and have the most amazing laugh. They are a short gremlin child. They get all the ladies but in their eyes they see very little. It’s a Allen.
Guy #1- Dude Allen got Martha, Jessica, AND David.
Guy #2- wait David is gay?
Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone