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To achieve orgasm during intercourse
"Couldn't get your end away the second time, then?" "No, Mitch, it wasn't that. I had my eye on somethin' else."
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The Encore Of Dementia, The Finale Of Everywhere At The End Of Time Or The Most Beautiful But Depressing Piece Of Music Ever Made.
Based Of Saint Luke Passion By Bach, More Specifically The Part Known As "Lass Mich Ihn Nur Noch Einmal Küssen".
Ah, The place in the world fades away Is So Good, So Melancholic!
Have You Heard Of The place in the world fades away? It's So Sad!
Oh Son, I Think My place in the world fades away.
An ancient spell used by "chamans" to prevent the floods in their home/hometown
Chaman: Rain rain go away, come again another day!
Rain: *goes away*
The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.
If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee
SORRY TO ANY PASSERS BY BUT BAYBAYBAYBAYBAYBAY NEEDS TO DIE IN HELL GO AWAY AND DIE STUPID SIMP
GO AWAY STUPID SIMP
A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.
*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*
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something u say to someone with ATROCIOUS ass toes
my boyfriend accidentally showed his feet on ft and i told him to put them dawgs away.
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