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To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.
"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."
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When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.
I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.
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When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.
Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-
Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
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The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.
*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
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When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly
First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
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Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to
interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.
Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.
Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"
Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"
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A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
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