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To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully
Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape
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A raunchy, yet highly addictive sex position. Inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.
I finally scored a date with Cassie tonight. She's definitely getting a Mexican Bagel!
I can't wait to give Franny a Mexican Bagel tonight. Oooh yeah!
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To shiza in your mouf!!!!
Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.
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When your partner jerks you off with a bagel and uses the "cream cheese" as a topping.
Bro you have to get your girl to have a pocket bagel, they're full of protein!
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When a female’s vagina is abnormally shaped - a perfect circle as opposed to an oval
“Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”
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one will take a crap and roll it into a circle, a girl has a period on it and lets just say there is one cup between them
Saucy Bagel situation- A girl says "its that time of the month again" the guy says "i have to take a crap" they turn to each other and say "wait a minute...."
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A variation of the pizza game in which a bagel is used.
"You'd have to be a jew to play the bagel game over the pizza game."
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