A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.
I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.
The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.
My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.
Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.
When you go to your local school, be it high school, middle school ect, and you get into the paper/cardboard dumpster close it all up and clam bake it like you would in your car. This usually occurs in middle school since noone has cars at that point.
Yo in Henrietta we used to hop up into that dumpster over there and dumpster bake the shit out of it. Then smoke cigarettes up on the roof. Those were the days..
To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.
“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”
“You mean, baked and caked”
When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?
No. Im baking a turd right now.