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when a girl is a virgin and you puncture that pussy like a balloon or put a balloon in the pussy and blow it up.
make sure you tight balloon box that pussy tonight
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When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.
If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)
When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.
I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.
The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it
sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot
A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.
X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."
Z- " Better out then in, let it go."
X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
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Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.
Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
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