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1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.
"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."
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When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.
Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.
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When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.
Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.
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The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
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when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.
dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.
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A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.
"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"
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