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Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer coat

(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter

"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"

by stouffer March 5, 2003

64๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer enema

An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

by chris giocondo March 25, 2006

95๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer and skittles

amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.

Life is not all beer and skittles.

by Texascookie May 30, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010


Beer Cheese

Female discharge

I would have eaten her pussy out, but she had beer cheese coming out of her.

by Mr. Anti Beercheez August 8, 2008


coupla beers

A term used to downplay the ACTUAL number of beers consumed.

When my bf says he had a coupla beers, i know it was probably a 12 pack.

by Jaimebug77 January 25, 2016