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girl: I like to sleep with boys and girls, because I am bisexual
guy: don't you mean greedy?
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A woman (or potentially a male) feigning bisexuality in order to elevate sexual appeal in the opposite sex.
See also: Katy Perry Syndrome
Just go to a high school dance and you'll see plenty of pseudo-bisexuality...but its usually the fat chicks who can't find anyone else to grind with
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a sexuality that doesn't exist. it means that you're bisexual, but you're attracted to one gender. excuse me? it's something like "i'm bilingual but i only speak english". how can you be bisexual and be attracted to only one gender?
person 1 : hey! i'm semi-bisexual
person 2 : that doesn't exist.
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1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.
2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit
"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"
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When you are bisexual but like only one gender.
Jake: Dude I’m mono-bisexual
Dave: So you are straight
Jake: No moron
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Typically a teenage male between 12-19 who considers themselves involved in the hardcore scene.
This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.
Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.
They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.
Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
Guy 1: "Mike's pretty Hardcore and He says he's Bi."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."
Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
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A group of kids, usually between the ages of thirteen and twenty. They usually belong to the punk/goth/emo/scene community. They spend most of their time on Myspace, taking pictures of themselves in front of mirrors, making out with their partners, or near a toilet. They often dye their hair black, sometimes with streaks of color.
The captions on their myspace photos are usually song lyrics. They are typically female, but can also be male. The male types are usually homosexual.
In all honesty, a truly bisexual person is hard to come by. Most of them are probably bi-curious.
Girl One: OMG, I totally think I might be bisexual.
Girl Two: Are you sure? I mean, a lot of people are saying that nowadays. With the whole bisexual trend and all.
Girl One: Omg! Those people are, like, not real bi people. They're obviously poseurs. I'm really bi.
Girl Two: Oh. Okay then.
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