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Ring sting caused by an aggressive fart
When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time
"I was walking home from work and felt a trump coming on. Feeling safe I gave it an extra push to help it out. The bugger didn't want to leave and bit me as he left. It's been stinging for over an hour"
"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"
"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"
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This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.
John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.
Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
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could've been worse!
child 1- child 1 sneaks up behind child2 and lightly claws their scapula...
"mothman bite motha likka!!"
child 2- OWW
child 1- couldve been worse.
child 2- boy howdy!
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the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick
hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized
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Two piercings that are on the front/top of the tounge.
BUT
are most commonly seen on each end of the lip.
Joe: Whoah! look at that girls snake bites.
Steve:YES!Im gonna get some tonight!
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A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.
Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !
Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !
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