Dirty Box

A weapon that can be found in the Mario Kart game series. A 'dirty box' is a weapon that appears as a red box with an upside down question mark on it.

A 'dirty box' will not protect you from shells as a banana would in the games but it is useful. Those making a split-second decision may initially think it is a beneficial 'question mark box' and coax them into driving into it bringing them to a halt.

Being hit by a 'dirty box' is considered the ultimate insult in Mario Karting worldwide.

The 'dirty box' should not be confused with dirty boxing (topless or naked boxing) or an unclean vagina (also known as a dirty box).

"I was in 2nd place and then the bellend in front of me hit me with a dirty box and pushed me down into 6th"

"I just can't catch a break. I was slammed with a blue shell, rodded by the lightning and then to compound it all, I GOT DIRTY BOXED"

"When you're out driving and the guy behind you is up your arse, don't you just wish you had a real-life dirty box?"

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Party Box

The aromatic scent reminiscent of dead hot fish from a women’s vagina after a long night of partying/dancing with friends.

Guy 1: Dude whats that smell?
Guy 2: Ahh man thats my balls, I hooked up with this chick after a crawfish boil and she had a really bad party box.
Guy 1: ahh

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Doc in the box

Any doctor at a walk-in clinic.

I thought I had the clap, so I went to see the Doc in the box. He gave me a shot.

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hairy box

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

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dirt box

arse, the tight brown rather than the easy pink, poo pipe, chocolate starfish

Suzie wouldn't let me up her dirt box and I had to settle for her fouf instead

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soap box

Conventional attribute of street preacher, who would stand on soap box and say sermon, and thus, term denoting preacher-like behaviour.

- Dude, you shouldn't be doing that before marriage.
- Yeah, right. Want a soap box?

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jam box

slang term for stereo, usually battery operated, and carried on ones shoulder... through the ghetto
see boombox, ghetto blaster

whoa player, ya'int be thinkin' 'bout touchin' ma jam box!

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