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The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
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1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina
Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!
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A drink that tastes horibly bad.
Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!
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Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"
Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"
Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU
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Having sunken and dark ringed eyes, as a symptom of Chron's Disease. Being related to gastrointestinal discomfort, aka "Butthole Eyes".
Pete Davidson has Chron's, I can tell from the unrelenting smell and his sunken-in Butthole Eyes.
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A butthole so microscopic that without spit can be impenetrable
Renee has a tiny butthole.
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a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
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