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When a person realizes most of the economic and class problems in the United States are caused by capitalism.
*Spends 90% of paycheck on bills* "Man, I hate capitalism"
A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
grammatical errors
-doesn’t put apostrophes, if they do, they will use ‘’
-does not censor profane words
-an every consonant, the same thing goes to a and vowels
-uses “a” when that word is a plural noun
any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning
Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.
Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé
1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.
2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.