Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

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Trump Card

Making discriminatory, sexist, or otherwise inappropriate remarks simply like Donald Trump, simply because you feel you can.

When Sally bent down to tie her shoe, Bill told her she looks good on her knees. He totally used his trump card.

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Race Card

The term "Race card" in its essence means that someone would call out racism in order to enhance their situation in a debate or in any situation.

But nowadays, it has become a term used (mostly by white people) to systematically dismiss claims of racism.

Jonas: 2 Chainz claims that Fox news has been historically prejudice against black people.

Tom: Oh that can't be true, he's just playing the race card.

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black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga

White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son

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card party

A virtual party for which guests individually mail greeting cards to the guest of honor. Organizers of the party identify a list of friends, relatives, colleagues, etc. and contact them, inviting them all to send cards to the same person to observe/commemorate a special occasion in the life of the guest of honor.

Two weeks before she turned 70, Phyllis' kids organized a card party. She was surprised by the volume of birthday cards she received from so many friends.

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Webster card

An unnecessary tactic used in an argument, where big words are used more often than before, by an individual who is losing in the debate. Most of the time to make themselves seem smarter.

Two people are arguing about a topic they have different views on. The one person makes a few valid points, but the other person still does not want to agree, and feels backed into a corner, so that person pulls a Webster card.

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House of Cards

A song that gives you a sign that it’s about to get down, in a sexual way.

House of cards :“fanfictions entered the chat“

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