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Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
a day dedicated to cereal which has been honoured by debby the speech therapist, held on the 11/06
debby never forgets, and neither do we
happy debby cereal day!
When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina
Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.
The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
a bowl with a fuck load of cereal
Bobby ate a GIGANTIC cereal bowl and Died
It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)
dude your so evil
shut the fuck up
The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.
The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.