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Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.
CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.
When you are in love forever <3
“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.
He has 3 big balls
A11.Chronical: I have 3 big balls
Everyone else: No one gives a shit
When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"
Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...
Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...