Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/
Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!
A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.
Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.
An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
Hey lets kill that queer hiding by the staircase, he's using closet warfare.
When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.
Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.