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in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021

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goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020


lexis...closet

Loves her fans ❤️ awesome fanpage! Swag 😎

I love lexis...closet

by lexis...closet October 30, 2021


Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022


Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018


closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone July 9, 2013


Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 12, 2011