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your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago
my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him
1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain
2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed
:’)
“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”
Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”
I’m trynna sell my pussy in burlington coat factory
Throut coat is like spilling the tea. But there is something different about throat coat tea. When you are sick you drink throat coat tea it is not good at all but it is important for the healing process. Throat coat tea is just like that it’s not very good tea but it is important you know.
Ooooo girl that tea is throat coat.
A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
The most drama kids of all the drama kids. The literal definition of a drama kid.
Man 1: God she never stops singing!
Man 2: I know she is such a Nancy Coates