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A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
The most drama kids of all the drama kids. The literal definition of a drama kid.
Man 1: God she never stops singing!
Man 2: I know she is such a Nancy Coates
Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.
Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!
That malicious bitch at work who spreads disinformation to the boss is a COAT.
- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too
My ex Penny is a COAT, stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for 3 years whilst living with me.
My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.