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A somewhat racist term for a Newfoundlander,
I made it based that Newfs usual fish for Cod to earn there money
Man Trevor is such a Cod Fisher.
That Cod Fisher Trevor is always on his computer!
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like a cock block. when you are plying COD and some1 blocks your view
dude, i died cause u COD blocked me
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- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
"Hey how was your date?"
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
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a series of conflicts between Iceland and England because Iceland insisted on increasing its fishing area. Some people say it got close to real war, but it was mostly a kind of, "drop those fish, or we'll fire a shot off your bow" sort of conflict. Iceland wins, the Brits are no match for them :)
Say, why did the Brits lose to the Icelanders? Oh that's right, they overfished, and Iceland's economy is like 81% dependent on cod.
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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.
“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”
fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps when they kill you
toxic cod kids that are fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps