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Cracker land

Cracker land can be used to describe a place where crackers find entertainment such as the following:

Hometown buffet

Michael’s
Lawn section at Home Depot

Local KKK meeting

Starbucks
Vegan food chains

And on rare occasions the cheap theater

Hey do you know where Jackson went?
Oh he went over to his own cracker land.

by Binny benis May 16, 2020


Graham Cracker

A term used to describe a mixed person.

Us this word for when you are both a n***a and a cracker.

Or if it makes you feel better say graham for short.

It is hateful if a person that is not mix says it

This graham cracker said.

Fight me graham cracker!

What up my graham cracker.

by Gsgsgsbsb June 3, 2019

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stupid cracker

A stupid cracker is an idiotic white person. Stupid crackers usually are Southern rednecks, and have 1-3 brain cells at the least. You reading this are probably a stupid cracker, unless you're black, asian, or south american.

Johny: Well howdy stupid cracker! Want to go shoot some black people for no reason? White power!"
Ray-Ray: Bitch, I'm black you blind, white, hillbilly snow nigger fuck.
Ray-Ray: Fuck your white power, go back to Europe where you came from honky.

by TheWhiteRaceSucksDick April 6, 2017

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Match Cracker

A type of explosive very similar to Firecrackers which is ignited just like a match, the hard composition sitting on top of the explosive is friction sensitive and can either be strike'd or directly ignited with an open flame. The cracker begins to burn down from an internal fuse consisting of slow burning powder or visco until the explosive component is reached setting of a loud bang.

Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.

If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.

Match Crackers are the type with no fuse sticking out the top, they boast ridiculous amounts of flash and can be lit in more than one way, 3 ways if you count powerful laser pointers.

On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!

by Mr. Reverb December 24, 2011

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

62πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 29, 2009

244πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


pull a cracker

Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person. Used during the festive season as it also describes pulling a festive cracker around the dining table.

The club was packed last night, it wasn't Christmas but I still managed to pull a cracker

by Joost911 September 4, 2010

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