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The act of ejaculating into an ice tray, freezing it, then having a girl put them in her cheeks while she performs oral sex on a man
Oh man, i got really drunk this weekend and some girl gave me the Norwegian ice cube
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a sexual practice where one folds their sexual partner into any contorted position that fits inside of a 3x5x4ft box which has its interior covered entirely in fecal matter with a hole cut into the side for the accepting hole of ones partner to receive their penis.
i twisted her up and gave her the good old dirty rubics cube
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sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.
girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night
friend: what?
girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube
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The ice cube that falls on the floor when attempting to get ice cubes from the ice cube tray
The sacrificial ice cube slid under the stove
we don't know why, we don't know how, we don't know when, all we know is that we will need it eventually
Crush: what's the cubed root of 27?
you: HOLY FUKING SHIT I KNOW THIS
The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.
I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!