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A cult ran by 4 E-Boys that play Minecraft whilst wearing a cow head. The superior cult and the members of it will cri for the rest of eternity. They sing TikTok songs nonstop and probably are aged 9. Seriously tho, if you get jumped by these peeps you are practically dead.
Person 1: mum who are they?????
Mum: oh it's nobody, we'll be fine
Jonas: hey
Flamin: hey
Goofy: hey
Icee: hey
Sydney: hey
Soft: hey
Helena: hey
Lys: hey
*next day*
son and daughter murdered in alleyway by the E-Boy Cow Cult
A group of 100 people who were hired by the DÖDSKULT DEP. OF MIND CONTROL to spread the word of Tribe Friday.
Friend: Why do you wear that badge?
Me: I'm apart of the Tribe Friday Street Cult. Only 100 people are apart of it.
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the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.
"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"
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Rape is very bad, unless your hot buns 69, Do not rape Children, unless you are hot buns 69, after doing that sniff coke, the soda you idiot. Shoot yourself, You have now ascended
Mary- wow he is so cool
Sam- Yeah he does coke
Joerge- He must be a cult of hot buns 69
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The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"
The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.
the worst time to be alive, if you had that one picture of lana del rey infront of a fire just know thats why one likes you, you piece of shit, kys
you omg did you hear ab the lana del rey cult
me *points gun to your head* no
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a bunch of fucking weirdos who talk about robert manion but as a minion... yeah.
the robert minion cult? yeah fuck them.
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