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n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.
My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!
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Oh shit, apparently its invigorating cola.. mmm that sounds good
has Ginseng and extra caffeine.
I guess pepsi tried to one-up Coke's coke zero
tastes like reg pepsi for reals
A:Hey try this diet pepsi max,
How is it?
B: its invigorating to the max i guess???
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When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.
Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet
A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.
-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*
A term for people who have a problem with everyone and everything. It can also be used for people who are starting problems with everyone.
Mary is really pissing people off since she has been on that all beef diet
When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
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