Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)
Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy
Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%
You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday
Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.
Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm
When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.
A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
the worst fucking place in the entire world.
i’m going to hell, massage envy.
envi is a boy who will never let you down. he will stick with you till the end unless you turn on him. he will talk to you all the time unless he finds you boring which isnt often. he isnt the most popular or good-looking, but his personality makes up for it and more. he befriends anyone who asks
person 1:have you talked to envi recently?
person 2: yeah we called until 2 last night, hes so fun to talk to!
person 1: ikr!! so undry its crazy, i dont even care that he isnt the best looking